Skeleton Enrolls in Web Development Course

In a chilling reminder that outdated websites may outlive us all, a skeleton was spotted enrolling in web development classes at Ozark Technical College. Clutching a laptop emblazoned with the HTML5 logo, the bony figure appeared contemplative—perhaps haunted by the ghost of deprecated tags and broken CSS. Witnesses say the skeleton muttered something about “semantic structure” before collapsing into a pile of bones and browser tabs.

The college has since launched a campaign urging citizens to update their websites “before your death,” citing the skeleton’s tragic tale as a cautionary example. Administrators report a surge in enrollment from other time-worn entities, including a mummy interested in JavaScript and a vampire hoping to optimize his landing page for night traffic.

A skeleton enrolled in web development classes at Ozark Technical College, driven by the haunting realization that even death won’t excuse outdated HTML. The college now urges citizens to update their websites before it’s too late, citing a surge in undead interest in responsive design.

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