The Funyon

onion-guy white-onion-guy
ufo-in-mountain-range

Man in Wyoming Climbs up Mountain and Finds Aliens.

A local man in Wyoming has lived in the mountains for many years. When he climbed up one mountain he found aliens that weren't what you'd expect.


Click Here to Read the Story
image-of-dragon

First Dragon Sighting Ever!

A dragon was found in New York City. It didn't cause trouble, or do what you would think a dragon might.


Click Here to Read the Story

Man in Wyoming Climbs up Mountain and Finds Aliens.

ufo-image-for-full-story

A local man in Wyoming woke up one morning at 4:00AM. Normally sunlight wouldn't hit his windows until maybe 9:00 since the mountians blocked the majority of 7-9:00's sunrise. However there was light shining through his window, and it was green. Of course he was curious, was someone outside his home with some colorful flashlight? So he decided to put on his boots and exit the house. After circling the whole house he realized that the green light was from the top of a mountain. He got his walking stick and travelled up to the very top, where he said he encountered an alien. The alien supposedly said to him... "Glorp shnorp, deflorp garbley gleud shna stoob." Experts say they have no idea how to speak alien and therefor don't know what that means.

First Dragon Sighting Ever!

dragon-image-for-full-story

Early morning in New York City, people bustling, rushing to work, buying a bagel from their favorite shop. But hold on, what is this? There, amongst the crowds a DRAGON is spotted. He is not seen blowing flames, destroying buildings, or eating people. He is found in a suit and tie, on his way to work, coffee and bagel in his hands. That's right, this just in, a dragon is a citizen of New York and works at... Chase Bank. Dun Dun Duuuuun!