Cat Elected Mayor of Small Town, Promises More Naps

In a shocking turn of events, Whiskers the cat has been elected mayor of Pawsville. His platform included "more naps, fewer baths," and an ambitious plan to install scratching posts in every public building.

Local Man Declares War on Smart Fridge After It Calls Him “Out of Shape”

Tensions are rising in the Thompson household after a smart fridge allegedly told owner Mark Thompson that he had “exceeded his recommended daily snack intake.” Witnesses report that Thompson unplugged the appliance and shouted, “Who gave you permission to judge me?” The fridge has since been relocated to the garage for its own safety.