Whispers of the Forgotten Tome

An ancient, leather-bound book with glowing runes and spectral wisps rising from its pages, set against a dark, star-speckled background.

Whispers of the Forgotten Tome

Bound in cracked leather and stitched with thread spun from lost memories, this ancient tome murmurs secrets to those who dare open its pages. Each chapter reveals a forgotten spell, a buried truth, or a cryptic warning from ages past. The whispers are not always kind—but they are always true. Ideal for scholars, warlocks, or nosy librarians with questionable ethics.

Price:

💰 7 gold, 5 silver, 9 copper

💵 $7.59

Gelatinus Cube Dice Vault

A translucent green cube with suspended dice inside, surrounded by faint magical glow and slime trails, floating against a shadowy backdrop

Gelatinus Cube Dice Vault

This translucent green cube jiggles slightly when touched, but fear not—it’s been domesticated. Inside, your dice rest suspended in a magically stabilized goo that keeps them pristine and slightly minty. The vault seals with a satisfying squelch and emits a faint burbling hum when shaken. Warning: do not feed it coins.

Price:

💰 4 gold, 9 silver, 2 copper

💵 $4.92

Cloak of Mild Inconvenience

A deep red cloak draped over a crooked mannequin, subtly animated with magical static and surrounded by floating socks and spilled tea

Cloak of Mild Inconvenience

This deep red cloak looks stylish and feels comfortable, but it’s cursed with petty mischief. Wearers may find their socks slightly damp, their keys relocated, or their tea just a bit too cold. Perfect for passive-aggressive wizards or chaotic neutral fashionistas. Comes with a detachable hood and a smug aura.

Price:

💰 3 gold, 6 silver, 6 copper

💵 $3.66

Potion of Infinite Refills

A glowing teal potion bottle with swirling liquid inside, labeled with a cryptic “1d4 uses,” resting on a stone shelf with arcane symbols.

Potion of Infinite Refills

A shimmering teal liquid swirls endlessly inside a corked glass bottle. Each sip refills the bottle—until it doesn’t. The label reads “1d4 uses,” and the potion seems to know when you’re being greedy. Effects vary: hydration, courage, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

Price:

💰 5 gold, 2 silver, 0 copper

💵 $5.20

Bag of Holding Snack Edition

A rugged leather satchel overflowing with enchanted snacks—jerky, gummy dragons, and trail mix—glowing with magical energy against a starry night background.

Bag of Holding Snack Edition

This enchanted satchel is lined with cooling runes and crumb-resistant fabric. It holds an impossible variety of snacks—jerky, gummy dragons, trail mix clusters—all summoned with a whispered craving. The bag occasionally judges your choices but never denies them.

Price:

💰 6 gold, 8 silver, 3 copper

💵 $6.83

Dungeon Delver's Cartographicator

A rune-etched map printer ejecting a parchment marked with a red 'X', mountains, and water lines, glowing faintly in a dark fantasy setting.

Dungeon Delver's Cartographicator

A chunky, rune-etched device that prints magical maps on demand. Feed it a location, and it’ll spit out a parchment marked with hazards, treasure, and suspiciously vague warnings. Great for dungeon masters, treasure hunters, or anyone who likes their cartography with a side of existential dread.

Price:

💰 9 gold, 1 silver, 0 copper

💵 $9.10