Local Man Finds Magical Space Rock that Summons Invisible Aliens
The man in question.
A local man recently came by the news station and demanded to be interviewed. Supposedly, this man found a magical rock in his yard that held the ability to transport aliens to our world. When asked for demonstration, the man could not produce any extraterrestrial evidence. The man claimed that the aliens were there during the interview, but they were invisible. The man proceeded to scream and jump out of a window on the third floor of our news building. Are the aliens really here? Watch the Funyon for more.
